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Favorite TV shows and movies

I love watching TV shows and movies, especially dramas and comedies. Watching is relaxing to do because you just sit back and watch people on TV deal with whatever is going. I love to watch relaxing things like //Family Guy//, //South Park//, //The Office//, and other funny stuff, because the laugh from those shows is like medicine to cope with a stressful day. That's why I need to watch TV right before I go to bed. I also like watching dramas like //House// and //Bones//. It really tells an interesting story that keeps you on the edge of your seat. And the movies that are really dramatic and moving, like great movies like S//aving Private Ryan//, are the ones I truly love. I think it takes such brilliant directing and ideas to bring together such an amazing masterpiece. I just about like every type of movies except for mushy romance and horror movies. The only romance I ever watched was //Titanic//, but that's only because it's one of the greatest movies of all time. Horror movies never really interested me, because I never found it relaxing to watch some dude named Jigsaw tear a person in half. I watch movies to get a moving story or a good laugh, and horror movies don't provide either for me. And I sure hope they wouldn't provide a good laugh to anyone, or else they should get their mind checked out. Speaking of a good laugh, comedies are up on the list of pure awesomeness. I relish comedies like //Step Brothers// and //Pineapple Express//, even though my parents despise those. I don't see why people don't like funny movies, because who doesn't like laughing? Without laughing I think life would be downright miserable. But PG comedies are where the funny starts to wear off. When I saw //Mall Cop//, I might've laughed once or twice. And movies where they add sound effects like "Boink!" when someone falls down the stairs, it really grinds my gears. Almost the opposite of me, my mom absolutely hates extremely funny people like Will Ferrel. To be honest, I think she's jealous of his comedic genius. Anyone with the brilliant acting and sense of humor of Will Ferrel should be idolized. However, he's not my favorite actor. I would have to say that Will Smith, Gerald Butler, and Sean Connery are all tied at the top for me. I liked Will Smith when I saw //I Robot//, //I am Legend//, and absolutely loved //Hancock//. //Hancock// was a spectacular movie, and I watched that three times and got goosebumps twice each time I watched that. The goosebump to times watched ratio was 2:1, you don't get that from just any movie. My other favorite actor, Gerald Butler, first impressed me in //300// since it was all actiony and whatnot, even if the fake blood was so fake. It was so unrealistic that I think Heinz ketchup blood would've done the trick. However, it had good acting. But I really loved Gerald Butler in //Law Abiding Citizen.// That was one of the greatest movies, it was definitely in my Top 5 Favorite Movies. The movie was so epic, well thought out, original, and touching. The ending has a really hunky-dory wallpaper, too. Some really overrated movies I saw were //Avatar// and //The Hurt Locker.// Now I have //The Hurt Locker// on Blu-Ray and it's a good movie, but I don't see why it was nominated for so much stuff, and people I know agree with me. I could count on three hands how many people died in that movie. On //60 Minutes// they did a little trailer thing on this and they said it was adrenaline packed, but my adrenaline never rushed once. In fact, my adrenaline was quite content and relaxed while watching. And the movie was kind of ruined for me because the old lady on //60 Minutes// told me the ending. Maybe that's why I never got into the movie, because I already knew he would be safe. But //Avatar// had no reason at all to have that many views. I'm sort of a sci-fi person and I hated that movie, so when I saw that it was in the top 3 highest viewed movies with //Titanic// and //Batman//, I was steaming. //Avatar// was about 2 hours too long and it has weird battle scenes and a messed up language. I don't see what the big hype was about that movie.

Well that's the 40 minutes. And I know what you're thinking; Oh my God, Nate did it. He actually wrote a whole wiki journal without mentioning bacon even once. Well that's an optimistic thought, but it's not happening. Bacon is awesome. Bacon is the best food ever. Bacon was descended from the wavy bacon clouds of heaven 7 million years ago. BACON BACON BACON BACON. Bacon.